going viral

here is a video that outlines strategies for going viral: link

although i have tried, the closest i have come to getting something viral was a fake song that we made and uploaded it to napster (back in the day) and called it a phish & grateful dead jam out… the moral of the story is i think i hate this guy you is kind of ruining the internet and creating a movie about virality that has gone viral… i am having a meta meltdown